EXAM PRACTICE & WRITING GUIDE

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1ST BACH FINAL REVISION KEY

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BOOKS HUMOUR

EASTER HW for FCE candidates

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Bathtub anxieties

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
- "Can I touch it?"
- "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What NOT to say to a police officer

-- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

-- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

-- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

-- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

-- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

-- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

-- The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?

-- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.

-- If you have to ask if I've been drinking, I'm not going to tell you, dude.

-- That's a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum?

-- If I'd known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed!

CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH THE PRONUNCIATION?

Ration only sometimes rhymes with nation,
Say prefer, but preferable,
Comfortable and vegetable.
B must not be heard in doubt,
Debt and dumb both leave it out.
In the words psychology,
Psychic, and psychiatry,
You must never sound the p.
Psychiatrist you call the man
Who cures the complex, if he can.
In architect chi is k
In arch it is the other way.
Please remember to say iron
So that it'll rhyme with lion.
Advertisers advertise,
Advertisements will put you wise.
Time when work is done is leisure,
Fill it up with useful pleasure.
Accidental, accident,
Sound the g in ignorant.
Relative, but relation,
Then say creature, but creation.
Say the a in gas quite short,
Bought remember rhymes with thwart,
Drought must always rhyme with bout,
In daughter leave the gh out.
Wear a boot upon your foot.
Root can never rhyme with soot.
In muscle, sc is s,
In muscular, it's sk, yes!
Choir must always rhyme with wire,
That again will rhyme with liar.
Then remember it's address.
With an accent like posses.
G in sign must silent be,
In signature, pronounce the g.
Please remember, say towards
Just as if it rhymed with boards.
Weight's like wait, but not like height.
Which should always rhyme with might.

INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT ENGLISH

We pronounce the combination "ough" in 9 different ways, as in the following sentence which contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."

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GRAMMAR GREMLINS

It's never too late to brush up your English and keep it up. We dare you try and get rid of the gremlins in your grammar!!!!

Verb Tenses Guide

Here you  have a Verbal Tense guide to help you in case you need to revise them.

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PASSIVE VOICE

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PLAYING AT QUESTIONS?

A famous literary piece of language play occurs in Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. The two players take it in turns to ask questions, and try to win by making the other reply with a statement, repeat a previous question and generally break various rules which they refer to as they go along. Are you ready for the GAME? ENJOY IT!!!!!

Text from Language Play by David Crystal.

The origin of SPAM

IDOLS WITHOUT A NAME

Would JAMES BOND have been famous in Spain being called JAIME VÍNCULO?

How would these famous people have been called if they had been born in Spain? Tell us in your comments

MEL BROOKS                           BLONDIE                

JOHNNY CASH                        TOM CRUISE          

JAMES DEAN                          JOHN FOREMAN  

FORRES GUMP                        JEREMY IRONS      

JACK LEMMON                       PAUL NEWMAN    

PETER SELLERS                      SNOOPY                            

CAROL BAKER                        JAMES BROWN

CASIUS CLAY                         CRISTOPHER CROSS

SALLY FIELDS                         J. MICHAEL FOX

MIKE HAMMER                      CRISTOPHER LEE

JAMES MASON                       MIKE OLDFIELD

LIZ TAYLOR                            SHELLY WINTERS

Love letters

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Postal acronyms

In the days when lovers communicated chiefly by mail, long before the advent of the mobile phone, many a lovestruck young man or woman scrawled a "secret" final message on the envelope before rushing for the post. These fondly remembered one word acronyms date mostly from World War II, when many love affairs were interrupted by the man being called up and sent far from home in the armed services. Some of these coinages are still familiar to many people today.

The challenge is to find out the meaning of the acronyms listed (try not to surf the internet if possible).

BITS         BOLTOP        BURMA       CHINA        CHIP         EGYPT       FISH        HOLLAND        ILYA           ITALY               MALAYA       MEXICO CITY         NORWICH           SAG           SIDCUP               STARDUST          SWALK          WALES

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From The secret life of the English language by Martin H. Manser.

Useful Phrasal Verbs

Phrasal verbs, multiword verbs, verbs with prepositions... one of the the worst nightmares for ESOL candidates. Whatever you like calling them, here is a list of them for you to learn. Click HERE to download the PDF file. And HERE for another extra file. GOOD LUCK and enjoy them!

USEFUL SENTENCES FOR YOUR COMPOSITIONS

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COMPOSITION STRUCTURE

Advantages and disadvantages /  personal opinion

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TEXT MESSAGING

The advent of the mobile phone and the chat room has lead to much elaboration of  abbreviations. Typically, words are rendered shorter through the reduction of words to their initial letters or through the replacement of certain letters with numbers  or symbols......

CAN YOU GUESS THE MEANING OF THESE ABBREVIATIONS?

AFK B4 BCOS BRB CUL8R

GR8 H&K HAGN HAND IC

ILU J2LUK KIT KOL LOL

LU4E MUSM OIC PLS POS

STR8 TLK2UL8R TOY W8 Y

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